madderhatter:

powerburial:

why is she serving

Big girl walking down the sturdy street

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snapchatting2:

magitekgaymer:

snapchatting2:

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

This is oddly specific.

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wizardonline:

wizardonline:

“why so open?” - the closer……

“who the hell closed last night” -the opener

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keeganditty:

hexthelex:

keeganditty:

hexthelex:

quinintheclouds:

currybeez:

moxperidot:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

night sluts

they’re called vampires

moon whores

those are called werewolves

dusk harlots

Uh uh mothman

twilight jezebels then!

The volturi

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softpastelqueer:

crab-boy-official:

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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thotsandpreyers:

realshinjiikari:

lorrieandlewis-deactivated20230:

I think we’ve all had cum on our chests.

But not in our hearts 💔

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sleepy-bebby:

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nudityandnerdery:

Happy Pride, especially to this artist.

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bunbotgirlbutt:

happy pride tumblr! to celebrate the new season, i offer you my design for the official tumblr pride flag:

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were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

I swear to god I did not see a finger the first time

BRO

LIKE SERIOUSLY

the thing that gets me the most is his fingers even look like balls like the lighting is PERFECT whoever animated this scene had to know what they were doing

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modogoblin:

faglrina:

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enfouled:

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

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